An Exciting New Project
If You Need One
I have a few copies.
Sold Out!
The First Edition is All Gone
Buy "Mostly, I Just Miss My Nipples"
An easy two-click shopping experience. Includes chocolate.
Forced smiling works.
Even under a mask!
After I printed my book: PANDEMIC!
A Howling Announcement!
I was on the Nice Work Podcast
I was on the Nice Work podcast!
Mostly, I Miss My Nipples is now for sale!
HOLY MOTHER OF ART PROJECTS
A new coffee table book?
Happy Cancerversary!
The arrival of the very first comp of my book — in the box, bubble wrap and all.
Chapter 6: The Lump
June. And my baby daughter.
What is Going On with "Mostly, I Just Miss My Nipples?" PUPPY!
It’s what people ask: “So! What’s going on with your book?”
Chapter One: Why Me? Why not that mean lady in line at the grocery store?
Cover photo by Gary Silk.
Humans, follow me down the wormhole of a “hoax” email and see just how much it bothered me that I believed it. Because, cancer.
My Wine Gave Me Cancer? NOOOOOO!
A picture of my dinner during the last game of the World Series, 2017.